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My Rude Joke of The Week lol

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by snoopydo, Mar 24, 2011.


  1. snoopydo

    snoopydo PetForums VIP

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    The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question:

    'When you die and go to Heaven... Which part of your body goes first?'

    Suzy raised her hand and said: 'I think it's your hands.'

    'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
    Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

    'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said: 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

    The nun asked
    'Now, Little Johnny, why do you Think it would be your feet?'

    Little Johnny said:
    'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,
    Mummy Had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh ! God, I'm coming!'
    If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.":):):)


    The Nun fainted!......
     
  2. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    Hehehehehehe it had me laughing lol
     
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