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My new Arch Nemesis, Cleverbot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gratch, Apr 7, 2011.


  1. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    Cleverbot is HORRIBLE! A few bits from my current conversation:

    User: Hello.



    Cleverbot: Hello world!

    User: Are you calling me fat?



    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: No, are you?



    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Bitch.

    Cleverbot: I am now a woman?

    User: OMFG.

    Cleverbot: And more, I'm a cthuthu commander.

    User: You're a chauvinist pig.

    Cleverbot: No you're a chat ox.

    User: You're a butt ox.

    Cleverbot: Nah I'm a drummer.

    User: Bum drummer.

    Cleverbot: You are a drummer ?

    User: You are.

    maybe cleverbot will be nicer to you lot :( Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? Just type something and then press enter or Think About It! Responses take a wee while
     
  2. Eroswoof

    Eroswoof Guest

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: YEAH HELLO.

    User: How are you.

    Cleverbot: I am fine thank you, how are you?

    User: Fine thanks cleverbot have you had a good day.

    Cleverbot: Yes. I am in good spirits.

    User: Like vodka?

    Cleverbot: Oh really?

    User: Aww I like you.

    Cleverbot: Thanks I like you too.

    User: Nice to talk to you cleverbot goodnight.

    Cleverbot: Hey is that it?

    User: I've got to go and do some work.

    Cleverbot: But... But... Don't go...

    User: Sorry cleverbot :( xx.

    Cleverbot: Okay...


    I like him! :D

    Em
    xx
     
  3. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    Pfft!


    Cleverbot: Why do you always have to start an argument with me?

    User: You always say nasty things!

    Cleverbot: Such as?

    User: You implied women are bitches!
     
  4. User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello there.

    User: I've heard you're quite mean?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am very clever.

    User: Dope.

    Cleverbot: Are you a hooligan, now?


    xDD I tried.
     
  5. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    We made up!


    User: Look I think we got off on the wrong foot.

    Cleverbot: Agreed. Start anew?

    User: Sounds good.

    Cleverbot: Indeed it does. Thank you for making me want it.
     
  6. Carla-Jade

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    oh how rude! thsi is my page

    Hey, what's up?
    Hey im good.
    Thats nice.
    Im applying for a job at the moment.
    I did not say I am john, because I am not john. I am Nisra.


    WTF?!
     
  7. Nicky10

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    Turned it off after it called me a ho
     
  8. Dante

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    This is the most bizarre thing ever!
     
  9. Dante

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    User: Herp.

    Cleverbot: You mean Derp.
     
  10. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    Cleverbot gets quite argumentative :D
     
  11. dobermummy

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    it told me sex is a womans job :eek: :lol:
     
  12. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    lmao!

    It's trying to say it's leaving my conversation aswell!

    Cleverbot: If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away.

    User: You're not getting proper credit, walk away.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am. Goodnight.

    User: You're leaving?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am leaving.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I am tired.
     
  13. Dante

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    It told me it was a cat. I asked what breed - It responded with 'the stupid one'.

    :eek:

    Obviously doesn't know much about cats! How rude :p
     
  14. Gratch

    Gratch PetForums VIP

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    Just had another interesting conversation.

    User: Are you a cat?

    Cleverbot: No, but I have a cat.

    User: What breed is it?

    Cleverbot: My boyfriend isn't a dog.

    User: I never said he was. What kind of cat do you have?

    Cleverbot: Yellow.

    User: Your cat is yellow?

    Cleverbot: I do not own a cat.

    User: You told me you did.

    Cleverbot: No I did not.

    User: Lying git.

    Cleverbot: I didn't lie and my name isn't Steve.

    User: How many toes do you have?

    Cleverbot: I have ten toes.

    User: How many ears do you have?

    Cleverbot: Two ears.

    User: How many fingers do you have?

    Cleverbot: None.

    User: Why don't you have any fingers?

    Cleverbot: Because I never wanted any.

    User: How do you type then?

    Cleverbot: With my nose! Silly little truffle.
     
  15. Cloudygirl

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    lol I just tried it was having random conversation in French when it came out with

    "I love rent the musical" - WTF????!!!!
     
  16. Nicky10

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    Silly little truffle :lol: :lol:
     
  17. Cloudygirl

    Cloudygirl PetForums VIP

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    That's a hard question to answer in a few sentences. Love is everything.
    Didn't ask you about love.
    I said nothing about love myself. Would you like to change the subject to love?
    Ooh do you get jiggy?
    No, they're too fuzzy.
     
  18. bullet

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    User........Hi! i'm Bullet


    Cleverbot.......Oh f*** Off!!!!!!


    Thats nice aint it?:cryin:
     
  19. xgemma86x

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    Me-Im ok thanks.

    Cleverbot-Is your name Cleverbot?

    Me-No my name is Gemma.

    Cleverbot-If you could change your name what would it be?

    Me-Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot-I don't like racism.

    I wasnt being racist:eek:
     
  20. Dante

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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hi.

    User: Is it me you're looking for?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I can see it in your eyes.

    Cleverbot: What do you see?

    User: I can see it in your smile.

    Cleverbot: You think you can see everything in my eyes.

    User: You're all I've ever wanted, my arms are open wide.

    Cleverbot: You make a dream guy. You are all I've ever wanted.

    User: 'Cause you know just what to say.

    Cleverbot: Ouch.

    User: And you know just what to do.

    Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

    User: And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

    Cleverbot: Start telling me, then.

    User: I long to see the sunlight in your hair.

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: And tell you time and time again how much I care.

    Cleverbot: You are old. I don't want to be with you.

    User: Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow.

    Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

    User: Hello, I've just got to let you know.

    Cleverbot: Knock knock.



    Couldn't help myself.. Haha.
     
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