mutty no brain dog for sale. 16 mnths old. golden retriever all papers fully vacc'd wormed flead etc. reason for sale. the little chit has started to wake me up way too early to go out. he was never a morning dog, must be the early sunrise. he demansds my attention and licks me too much, lies on me too much and wont stop wagging his weapon of mass destruction tail. he eats twice a day officially, but many times a day if he can scrounge a treat by giving me a beseeching look. always works. he costs fortunes in bandanas, collars, holidays and days out. he has worn out my camera, and my shoes have worn through. it's worse than having kids with him, he got more toys than hamleys and they are always out in a mess. i am asking the price of a bottle of valium and a whiskey.