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mutt for sale

Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by davehyde, Jun 14, 2010.


  1. davehyde

    davehyde Banned

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    mutty no brain dog for sale. 16 mnths old.
    golden retriever
    all papers fully vacc'd wormed flead etc.

    reason for sale.


    the little chit has started to wake me up way too early to go out. he was never a morning dog, must be the early sunrise.

    he demansds my attention and licks me too much, lies on me too much and wont stop wagging his weapon of mass destruction tail.

    he eats twice a day officially, but many times a day if he can scrounge a treat by giving me a beseeching look. always works.

    he costs fortunes in bandanas, collars, holidays and days out.

    he has worn out my camera, and my shoes have worn through.

    it's worse than having kids with him, he got more toys than hamleys and they are always out in a mess.

    i am asking the price of a bottle of valium and a whiskey.
     
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  2. RAINYBOW

    RAINYBOW PetForums VIP

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    You make it sound such an attractive proposition :lol:
     
  3. GoldenShadow

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    Oh you know I'll take him :lol:
     
  4. davehyde

    davehyde Banned

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    sold!!!!
    send valium
     
  5. GoldenShadow

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    Hahaha done :D What dosage and when can I pick him up :p
     
  6. davehyde

    davehyde Banned

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    hold up, i wont need the valium if i send you the dog.

    mmmmmm
     
  7. RAINYBOW

    RAINYBOW PetForums VIP

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    Still take the Whisky though :D
     
  8. GillyR

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    lol lol......why do we have them lol :lol:
     
  9. luvmydogs

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    hahahahaha brilliant :thumbup:
     
  10. Bearpaw

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    Trade you any day!! lol x
     
  11. slbrown2108

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    made me laugh thanx hun xx
     
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