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Miles to the gallon

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Changes, Oct 24, 2012.


  1. Changes

    Changes PetForums VIP

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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.
    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today.
    But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.
    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. Furthermore, a recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be Britis
     
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    Well, that was interesting...
     
  3. K9Steve

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    Now, that sounds like a plan! :lol:
     
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