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married 3 times!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Jul 30, 2009.


  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

    One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”
     
  2. MADCAT

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    Pmsl very good :D xxx
     
  3. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    PMSL - good one :D:D
     
  4. Classyellie

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    PMSL :D :D :D

    Good one! :D
     
  5. Cassies-mum

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    rofl

    very cool - where do u get thesE?
     
  6. FREE SPIRIT

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    LOL...Love it. :D
     
  7. sullivan

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    Good one told hubs he chuckled to. lol
     
  8. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

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    haha now that would be telling :001_tt2:,

    just in a daft mood tonight :smilewinkgrin:
     
  9. Cassies-mum

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    Post more!! :D
     
  10. EmzieAngel

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    Lol, love it!!
    Very good.
    x
     
  11. Badger's Mum

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    :eek::eek: I'm shocked at you :D:D
     
  12. dipdog

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    :yikes::yikes: lol so funny x
     
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