Lily The Noble Hound says: Hairy Crispmouse! Yesterday was my First Proper Crispmouse, because this time last year I was still in kennels. But yesterday I had breakfast and then was given the peanut butter jar to lick out, and helped my People open their pressies, and there was pressies for me too! I had a chew rope, and a chewy furry that goes Squeak Squeak, and a furry reindeer with treats inside, except Mummy took the treats out because she said he would Not Last Five Minutes if she left them in there, and I have not broken any of them yet except Mr Reindeer's nose, which I chewed off in a Fit Of Wild Enthusiasm, and then we had a lovely long walk. And after my People had Been At The Sherry for a bit, Mummy said Oh Sod It, Let's Have Our Dinner At Tea Time, and we had another lovely walk and watched a film and had steak and roastie potatoes and Yorkshires and carrots and peas and broccoli and piggies in blankets and I had a bit of everything and it was all my Favourite Thing Ever.