A man is sitting at the bar. He has an ostrich on one side and a cat on the other. "Your turn to buy a round." The man says to the cat "No chance. The ostrich can pay" the cat replies. The ostrich buys the drinks. They finish their drinks and again he tells the cat that it is his turn to buy the drinks and again the cat says no and the ostrich buys the drinks. "what is it with the cat and the ostrich ? ' the barman asks "I helped a fairy the other day. She granted me one wish. I asked for a big bird with a tight pussy"