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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Anele Jessica, Nov 23, 2007.


  1. >>>>>THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
    >>>>>wife stayed home.
    >>>>>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>"Dear Lord,
    >>>>>I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
    >>>>>stays at home.
    >>>>>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body
    >>>>>to switch with
    >>>>>mine for a day. Amen."
    >>>>>
    >>>>>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
    >>>>>morning, sure
    >>>>>enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,cooked breakfast for
    >>>>>his mate,
    >>>>>awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes,fed them
    >>>>>breakfast, packed
    >>>>>their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the
    >>>>>dry cleaning,
    >>>>>took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a
    >>>>>deposit, went
    >>>>>grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,
    >>>>>paid
    >>>>>the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's
    >>>>>litter
    >>>>>
    >>>>>box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
    >>>>>hurried
    >>>>>to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
    >>>>>mop
    >>>>>the kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got
    >>>>>into an
    >>>>>argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and
    >>>>>got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the
    >>>>>ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
    >>>>>salad,
    >>>>>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
    >>>>>laundry,bathed
    >>>>>the kids, and put them to bed.At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
    >>>>>though his daily chores
    >>>>>weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
    >>>>>love,
    >>>>>which he managed to get through without complaint.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
    >>>>>said,
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Lord,
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
    >>>>>wife's being able
    >>>>>to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Amen
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>The Lord,in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
    >>>>>have learned your lesson
    >>>>>and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
    >>>>>You'll just have to wait
    >>>>>nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
     
  2. plumo72

    plumo72 PetForums VIP

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    lol love it :D :D
     
  3. Vixie

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    great e-mail
     
  4. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    imagine a bloke going through nine months of pregnancy, NO WAY, it would kill him, if they have a slight cold, they think they have flu
     
  5. ...no - if they have a basic cold - they're think they're DYING!!!!
     
  6. carol

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    i love it :) :)
     
  7. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    well yes,,,, that sounds more like it, :)
     
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