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Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by Sairy, May 28, 2017.


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Which of these situations have you been in with a dog

  1. Forgotten to take poo bags on a walk

    56 vote(s)
    72.7%
  2. Being pulled over

    36 vote(s)
    46.8%
  3. Had to pull poo out of bum

    57 vote(s)
    74.0%
  4. Being bitten

    28 vote(s)
    36.4%
  5. Being peed on

    28 vote(s)
    36.4%
  6. Being floored

    31 vote(s)
    40.3%
  7. Being humped

    31 vote(s)
    40.3%
  8. Had to apologise for their behaviour

    57 vote(s)
    74.0%
  9. Dog has chased a jogger or cyclist

    21 vote(s)
    27.3%
  10. Dog has stolen someone else's toy

    26 vote(s)
    33.8%
  11. Dog has bogged off to God knows where

    36 vote(s)
    46.8%
  12. Dog has stepped in poo and smeared it over kitchen cupboards/walls

    17 vote(s)
    22.1%
  13. Dog has rolled in something nasty and you need to go to work

    30 vote(s)
    39.0%
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  1. Sairy

    Sairy PetForums VIP

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    I just fancied a giggle - I'd love to know which of these situations you have been in, either with your current dog, any of your previous dogs or any dog you have been looking after.
     
  2. Kimmikins

    Kimmikins PetForums VIP

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    Can we add "pulled over and fell on face" to that list? Aaaand "watched dog poop in shop" :Shifty
     
  3. MiffyMoo

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    Haha, I'm so relieved I didn't click on all of them. I suspect some interesting additional suggestions may be put forward
     
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  4. Mirandashell

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    Afraid to say I've got most of those. Spread across different dogs.

    Ty took off in Pets@Home today. I was trying on different harnesses and took my eye off him for two seconds. Looked up and he was gone. I panic and go around the corner and find him saying hello to a bloke he knows from the pub his ex-dad used to take him to.
     
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  5. Sairy

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    Lol well i did put being pulled over, but yes landing on your face is rather dramatic. I feel like the pooping in the shop story needs to be told.
     
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  6. Lurcherlad

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    Only 5 on this list! :)

    Forgot poo bags once, but went back and picked it up later :Angelic

    I had my back turned and a dog ran up to Jack who tried to run after it and spun me round and pulled me over. I hurt my bum! :(

    Jack eats grass and sometimes has a Klingon! :Wtf

    Years ago a dog humped my leg! :eek:

    Jack lost himself on more than one occasion, giving me heart failure! :Nailbiting
     
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    Screamed at the top of her lungs because I wouldn't let her kill a deer. All the other walkers looked at me like I had clearly just been beating the heck out of her
     
  8. SixStar

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    We need an "all of the above" option :oops:
     
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  9. ouesi

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    All of the above except smeared poo.
    Need to add, "dog gets skunked and you have to go to work. Smell like skunk for the next 2 weeks and learn who your real friends are!"
     
  10. Sairy

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    Never heard it refered to as a klingon before - think i will use that. Holly does a little scuttle when she has a klingon.

    The best klingon story though involves one of my cats, Gingie. The poo was hanging out of his bum, attached by a hair. We went to pull it out, but this alarmed him and he ran for it. He ran down the hallway, turned a sharp left and ran upstairs. As he took the sharp left turn the poo swung round, the hair snapped and the poo went splat onto the front door :eek: :Hilarious
     
  11. Mirandashell

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    I've also had someone ask me why I have Ty and they had a very suspicious look on their face. I'm sure they thought I'd stolen him. He's a well-known dog in our area!
     
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    Urggghhhhhh!
     
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  13. Sairy

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    :Hilarious I've not had the pleasure of meeting a skunk - by the sounds of it I'd like to keep it that way!
     
  14. picaresque

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    After the first few times you become immune to the shame of pulling a tenacious poo out of a dog's bumhole with a plastic bag in public
     
  15. Sairy

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    And people are so rude - didn't their mothers teach them not to stare? :Hilarious
     
  16. HarlequinCat

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    Maybe add tripped over or accidently stood on dog that has stealthily stood right behind you.

    Also been sneezed on in the face :Yuck
     
  17. Sairy

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    Holly frequently burps in my face. It's melodious!
     
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  18. MiffyMoo

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    Oh I trip over, kick or fall on Lola on a daily basis! I think that if I ever decided to start hitting her, she really wouldn't know any difference
     
  19. MiffyMoo

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    Lola farts in my face
     
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  20. picaresque

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    Stare back. Keep staring, poo bag in hand. Smile. They always look away first :Pigeon

    Oh god, when you're on a walk and accidentally tread on a paw and they yelp pathetically and everyone turns to glare at you like you're an evil dog beater :Bag
     
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