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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by katie200, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

    May 12, 2009
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    Have a giggle this joke made me laugh

    A man goes to the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "we have problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What can I do?"*

    "I've noticed this and have an idea, if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is sleeping and I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the hatpin."*

    In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones. "Jesus!"*

    Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the sharp hatpin. "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply.*

    Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her husband.*

    Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.*

    "My God!" howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin.*

    "Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face.*

    Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a real hard threatening glare. Before long though she again nodded off. This time however the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to sharply poke his wife with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"*

    Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that dang thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it where the sun don't shine!"*

    "AMEN!" replied all the women in the congregation.
  2. SuziSpooks

    SuziSpooks PetForums Newbie

    Mar 30, 2011
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    LMAO that is excellent
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