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Joke: Women drivers!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Stacey86, Nov 14, 2007.


  1. Stacey86

    Stacey86 PetForums Member

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    Women drivers !

    Driving to the office this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

    It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

    F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!! (The cheek! Obviously written by a bloke!)
     
  2. plumo72

    plumo72 PetForums VIP

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    lol so true :)
     
  3. Esined

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    hehehe, about right, but a new BMW has make up mirrors with lights on the sun sheild on the drivers side too, so wonder why she was useing the rear view mirror, tut women drivers
     
  4. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    yes it sounds about right there
     
  5. dh.dti

    dh.dti Guest

    hehe lmao...
    :D
     
  6. Vixen

    Vixen PetForums Junior

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    lol funny stuff
     
  7. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hahaha dont sound like any women i know,lol,,,,,,,:rolleyes:..:rolleyes:...:rolleyes:..
     
  8. FREE SPIRIT

    FREE SPIRIT Guest

    lol...that was funny and yes, clearly written by a bloke. :D
     
  9. jilly40

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    hehe liked that 1!! x
     
  10. Vixie

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    pmsl I like it lol :D
     
  11. dipdog

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    lol funny but have to agreeim useless at driving hate roundabouts go out of my way to avoid them.
     
  12. Barney

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    yeah but the guy was doing all these things with no problems till that crazy b1tch started swerving into him so it just shows we better at multi tasking :D:D:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  13. Vixxen

    Vixxen PetForums Senior

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    i avoided turning right at roundabouts at all costs after just after passing my test lol, no idea where the fear came from.
     
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