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Joke thread needed

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by katie200, Mar 23, 2011.


  1. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    Jokes needed lol
    Joke 1
    The most effective way to remember your wife's
    birthday is to forget it once.

    2
    Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man!

    3
    A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."*

    The man replied, "Is that your final answer"?*
    She said, "Yes."*
    He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."



    Found there jokes though I put them upanyone go any better ones :D
     
  2. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Irishman went tap dancing and broke his leg....




    ...he fell off the sink....
     
  3. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    Hehehehehehe im laughing lol
     
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    MoggyBaby PetForums VIP

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    A Question:

    Do Infants have as much fun in Infantry as Adults do in Adultry??? ;)
     
  5. katie200

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    More jokes

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?*
    The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.





    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you*
     
  6. katie200

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    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
     
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