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joke of the day.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Jan 30, 2008.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
    >blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
    >cold."
    >
    >The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm
    >them Up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
    >
    >The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My
    >hands Are freezing cold."
    >
    >The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
    >warm Them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
    >
    >The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
    >He Said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The
    >warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
    >
    >The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
    >And he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
    >
    >The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
    >Again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
    >Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
    >The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
    >don't they!"

    bullyb :D
     
  2. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    LOL good one, Im gonna tell me sisters that :D
     
  3. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    ---:D:D:D---
     
  4. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    hee hee hee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:D:D
     
  5. bullbreeds

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    .................:D:D.................Very good.
     
  6. Fade to Grey

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    Thats a great one!
     
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