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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Vixie, Jan 14, 2008.


  1. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    The Science Of Nature

    A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

    One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

    The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

    The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
     
  2. Esined

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    heeeheee:D:D:D
     
  3. garryd

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    ah i just about got that one:D
     
  4. colliemerles

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    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:.............
     
  5. Vixie

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    it just takes some people a little longer thats all:D its not always a bad thing
     
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    :D:D:D hi vixie,,,,,sorry i wasnt on much this afternoon,, but my sister came and she talks non stop and i couldnt look at the forum and listen to her,,,,,,,:confused:
     
  7. Vixie

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    thats ok, you cant be on all the time :)
     
  8. colliemerles

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    im addicted to this site,,keep popping on and off frightened im going to miss something,,,hee hee hee,
     
  9. Vixie

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    I'm the same :)
     
  10. colliemerles

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    we really need a life vixie,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:rolleyes:
     
  11. Vixie

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    yes we do hee hee :)
     
  12. colliemerles

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    its ashame we dont live nearer,, we could take the dogs out together while the kids were at school,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  13. Vixie

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    that would be great, wish we could, there is a 3 bed bungalow for sale at the end of my street, with some land and a stable:D;)
     
  14. colliemerles

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    how much ?????????
     
  15. Vixie

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    not sure could take a look for you though :)
     
  16. colliemerles

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    yes please,,,,,:D
     
  17. Vixie

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    ok, I will find out and let you know tomorow:D
     
  18. colliemerles

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    ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :D:D:D
     
  19. colliemerles

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    would the estate agents be on the computer,,,would they have a website do you think,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  20. hammy hamster

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    I like it. ha ha
     
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