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Joke for the night

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by katie200, Mar 25, 2011.


  1. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

    A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.




    *A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.*

    "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.*

    "What took you so long to answer?"*

    "I was in bed."*

    "What were you doing in bed this late?"*

    "Getting a second opinion."*
     
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    theevos5 PetForums VIP

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    haha Katie love the 2nd joke xx
     
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    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    yeah it made me laugh too
     
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    Girl: It's too tight

    Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly..*

    Girl: Push it in..

    Boy: Ah.. I can't..*

    Girl: It's painful..*

    Boy: Forget it..*

    *We'll buy new WEDDING RING!
     
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