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Joke for the day!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by crazycrest, Jul 23, 2009.


  1. crazycrest

    crazycrest PetForums VIP

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    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet.
    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"




    YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......



    A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time ! I'm putting my fu**ing shoes on!"
     
  2. archiebaby

    archiebaby PetForums VIP

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    lol:D
    ive got one too!!!

    a very well off business man had just bought himself a new ferrarri and wanted to show it off, so he parked right outside his offices, as he was getting out the car , a big lorry came along and took the door completely off! a policeman came to the scene and the man was shouting and screaming about his new car! the policeman said " i cant believe how materialistic you people are? did you not notice that when the lorry took your door off it also took your right arm completely off too? with that the man looked down and screamed






    oh my god WHERES MY ROLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
     
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  3. MADCAT

    MADCAT PetForums VIP

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    Pmsl :D ................
     
  4. noushka05

    noushka05 Unicorn denier. Snowflake. Activist ;)

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Hahaaa they were both brill!!!:D
     
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