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Job vacancies re-advertised

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magik, Nov 26, 2007.


  1. Magik

    Magik Guest

    I'm readvertising ...not because I'm not happy with the applicants, but because there are new members... also there are some new vacancies available!

    Please not if you have applied for a position already there is no need to reapply - your name is on the list and you will be contacted shortly with info regarding the 2nd stage.

    Position of Mother and Sister are no longer available as they have already been filled.

    Im advertising to fill the following vacancies...

    Please note these are virtual vacancies for this forum only. Following duties will not be required in real life.

    My Virtual Bitch - you must be clean, healthy, sexy, agree with most things I say but willing to give me the odd bollocking and have the odd row. You must get jealous when I chat to other female users and have public outbursts. In return you will recieve pictures of me in my pants, verbal protection, drunken PM's, mood swings and be expected to put up with my crap. Please note at anytime you may dump me publicly and post the pictures of me in my pants to humiliate me in revenge. Applicants must be aged over 18.

    My Virtual Mother NO LONGER AVAILABLE FILLED BY ESINED - You must be prepared to defend me at all costs, apologise on my behalf and think that my virtual bitch is not good enough for me as well as all other usual mortherly duties!

    My Virtual Sister NO LONGER AVAILABLE FILLED BY ELENA- Never had a real life sister so would like a virtual one who I can argue with about anything and everything. You will side with my Virtual Bitch in arguments and assist her in verbally attacking me during fall outs. Allthough we will apparently hate eachother I will become very protective when you talk to other male users "oi get away from my sister" - that sort of thing.

    Virtual Bit on the side - You should have all the qualities of the Virtual Bitch but with the added skill of being to be able to keep a secret. You will recieve all the bennefits of the Virtual Bitch. The successfull applicant will be informed secretly and you will not be allowed to let anyone else in the forum know!

    Virtual Best Mate - Ideally you will be male, be able to watch my back and provide me with an alabi when in trouble with my virtual bitch. As best mate you will be kept entertained with friendly banter. You may also attempt to chat my virtual bitch up behind my back just as best mates do!

    Applicants should apply in writing via this thread or by private message.

    I wish you all the best of luck!!!
     
  2. bullyb

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    i think darren should be virtual bessy mate!:)
     
  3. Magik

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    well... let's see if he wants the job...

    I still have your application!!!
     
  4. bullyb

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    ..and i hope you are considering my position.....
     
  5. Magik

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    Oooh i've got a few positions for you alright!!!!
     
  6. Vixie

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    now now I thought this site was a P.G:)
     
  7. Magik

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    I do have a few positions... as advertised!!...it's you with the filthy mind!!
     
  8. Vixie

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    ditto :)heehee
     
  9. bullyb

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    ok... i will take on more than 1 position if needed....
     
  10. Magik

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    oh my god!!! you're through to the next round!!!
     
  11. Vixie

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    why dont you nominate people for the posts and see what happens
     
  12. bullyb

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    hehehe!! :p
     
  13. Magik

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    all posts must be applied for... wouldn't be fair pushing myself on to people!!!
     
  14. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    thats a fair comment
     
  15. Vixie

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    I would apply but Im not really the submisive type
     
  16. Magik

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    that could go for or against depending on the position!!!
     
  17. Vixie

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    which woul it go for then;)
     
  18. Magik

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    I'm sorry I cant help applicants... follow your heart. Please note you can apply for more than one position!!!
     
  19. Vixie

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    hmmm what to do??????????
     
  20. noubi

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    Firstly i cant follow my heart as i dont have one, secondly i can cover any position but im not sure even you could cope with me;)
     
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