What is the best insult or put-down you have ever received, given or over-heard? I once had to serve a bloke who was a complete a*seh*le and also very rude to his girlfriend. So, after treating him to some of my sharp-tongued comments, he accused me of being a man-hater. To which I replied: "Honey, I don't hate men. I like men. In fact, I positively LOVE men. They are the best form of entertainment I have ever come across........." His face was puce but his girlfriend was :lol:.