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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by skip, Nov 10, 2012.


  1. skip

    skip PetForums VIP

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    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon ..... it's usually cheaper than a NHS Prescription.

    Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

    Stop hiding and start living.

    Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Billiards, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

    WARNINGS:

    * The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    * The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you admire them.

    * The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

    * The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    Please feel free to share this important information with as many as you feel may benefit!

    Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Merlot, Bordeaux or Chianti.
     
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  2. gem88

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    :lol: i'll stick with my pinot blush, it works just as well :lol: :lol:
     
  3. MoggyBaby

    MoggyBaby PetForums VIP

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    You forgot the most important side-effect of all Skip.......

    "Will make you think that even the most ugliest man / woman looks like George Clooney / Cameron Diaz......."

    :yikes:


    :lol:


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  4. skip

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  5. metame

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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