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I'm a police man!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magik, Nov 14, 2007.


  1. Magik

    Magik Guest

    Recently I was on the net trying to track down some police bits and bobs as you do... anyway I came across a south yorkshire police uniform in america so I ourchased it... then I got on ebay and bought all the utilities that go with it belt, handcuffs- which the key fits any police issue handcuff. Anyway... so I've got this full uniform... one day I gets this email from a guy who's email ends in.gov.uk asking me if I want a warrant card... so at first I thought it was a set up so I played it cool and sai that I was a collector of police stuff and it would be the icing on the cake to my collection,,,,, so I paid the man £30 and 2 weeks later my warrant card and badge arrived.

    So I am now a police man!! Apparently I could get 4 years!!! do you think I should go to papers... national security breech and all that.. what if I was a terrorist? On a positive note you can use public transport for free when you flash a police badge!!! I'll post some pics later....
     
  2. ilovesharpei

    ilovesharpei PetForums Member

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    lol i think you should!
    and the reason you are buying police stuff is.............;)
     
  3. Vixen

    Vixen PetForums Junior

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    wow thats... random
     
  4. Magik

    Magik Guest

    For fetish..
     
  5. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    waiting for pictures, never could resist a man in a uniform,;)
     
  6. Magik

    Magik Guest

    coming soon!
     
  7. bullyb

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    i like a man in uniform too!
     
  8. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    WOW;););):D
     
  9. Magik

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    *runs to the wardrobe*
     
  10. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    trips over and knocks himself out, leaving his fellow forum members confused to his wareabouts,
     
  11. Magik

    Magik Guest

    hahaha... funny story - I once had an accident on the ice - ice rink - banged my head so hard I lost alot of my memorie, I still cant recall certain things to this day!
     
  12. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    yes like truth from fiction, you lost that part of your memory did ya:p:p
     
  13. Magik

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    HA HA HA --- wHY CANT EVERYONE ACCEPT i HAVE A VERY COLORFUL EXISTANCE! damn caps lock - I'm not shouting, in the time I've taken to explain why I had caps lock on I could have deleted and retyped!!!
     
  14. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    CALM DOWN AND PUT YOUR UNIFORM ON WE ARE WAITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
     
  15. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    still waiting, you havent really got a police uniform have you, you naughty boy,:p:p:p
     
  16. Magik

    Magik Guest

    I have!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    PROOF is needed magik, come on dont be shy,
     
  18. Magik

    Magik Guest

    Later tonight when I'm at home I'll sort it...
     
  19. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    are you not at home now ?????? were are you then ????
     
  20. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    im taking me dogs out over the fields, now i expect to see pictures tonight, or i will be very very annoyed with you,
     
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