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If Your Cat Could Talk It Would Say These Things To You

Discussion in 'Pet News' started by Hilal Ahmad, Jun 19, 2019.


  1. Hilal Ahmad

    Hilal Ahmad PetForums Newbie

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    Whenever I look at cats or any other animal for that matter, I always wonder what they are thinking. Cats are not the worst at communicating their needs.
    Here are things cat would say if it could talk.
     
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  2. Babyshoes

    Babyshoes PetForums Senior

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    Cats are very expressive, both vocally and in their body language.

    Mishka clearly has a wide vocabulary of profanity, for example.
     
  3. Veronica Chapman

    Veronica Chapman PetForums Member

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    Love your thread Hilal Ahmed,
    We loss our Bengal 6 weeks ago. He used to talk to us endlessly, even sang 'we wish you a Merry Christmas' duet with me that I recorded a few years ago. He brought so much joy to us with his 'Hellos' most mornings.
    Yes, animals do talk :Cat
     
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  4. NaomiM

    NaomiM Love my furry, feathered and finned family

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    I know exactly what Pebbles would say.

    "Food... feed me... c'mon, my dish is empty... seriously, how thick are you?... AT LAST! THANK YOU!!!!!"
     
  5. Deyas

    Deyas PetForums Newbie

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    If my cat could speak in human voice, he would say: "hey, my slave! where is my food? where is my trout under creamy sauce? why my tray is still littered? Bad, very bad human, I will leave you!" :D:D
     
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  6. Mrs Brown

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    I know what Robbie would say as I can see it in his eyes:

    Oh here she comes again, all that cuddly snuggly lovey dovey stuff, I do wish she would just leave me in peace.
    You see Robbie has already lost 3 of his 9 lives and he is very very special indeed! I can not pass his sleeping place (wherever that may be) without disturbing him and having a hug.

    :Cat:Cat:Cat
     
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    Mine would say "Quit picking me up." Unfortunately I have to pick them up sometimes to get them back from the door or to de-flea or de-worm them. I only do it for their own good, but being former ferals they hate being picked up.
     
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  8. Mrs Brown

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    Am I being selfish? I reply to Robbie's "oh no here she comes again" by telling him "here's the deal, I give you a clean warm comfortable and safe home and lots of tasty food etc etc, and in return you have to suffer my daily cuddles whether you like it or not"

    :):Cat;)
     
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  9. Bertie'sMum

    Bertie'sMum Obedient Cat Slave

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    Unlike @Mrs Brown and @MaggieDemi my Bertie is always asking for a lap to snuggle into (even in this very hot weather :eek:) He just keeps on meowing at me until I go and sit down then he will immediately curl up on my lap for a cuddle and petting session !
     
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  10. Mrs Brown

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    Oh mine DO often approach me for a deep and meaningful cuddle but it is when they are sleeping peacefully and I can not resist disturbing them that I know they are thinking here she comes.....:Cat
     
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    Many years ago, a close neighbour had a very grumpy-looking Persian, who spent most days staring out of the window. These were Victorian terraced houses, with no front gardens: the front door opened straight onto the pavement, so there were plenty of comings and goings for Grumpy Features to look at.

    But if you dared stop for a moment to admire him, he mouthed - quite clearly - "Eff Off".
     
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  12. SilkyPaws

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    My Birds would call the vaccum cleaner "the machine"...and the computer "that box"
    My cat would say "Hey...when are you giving me my 100% attention ?..."
     
  13. Calvine

    Calvine PetForums VIP

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    There's a commercial on TV where a cat looks at its owner and says, grudgingly: ''You're adequate'', which always makes me laugh.:Cat:Cat:Cat
     
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    "this vase belongs on the floor"
     
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    Yes you must indeed!!
     
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    Sombra calls out loudly every morning: "I have put up with my morning brushing, hurry up with my reward" meaning her treats of course. This really happens.
     
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