[bordie]

on my own for a week need a woman to look after me

 

[CharleyRogan]

Is it expenses paid?

 

[delca1]

Awww you poor thing, abandoned for a whole week

I bet you've been left 'how to cope' instructions, I usually have to write about four pages worth for my kids when I'm not around

 

[Guest]

As my OH would say enjoy it while it last's!

 

[westie~ma]

Hasn't yours trained you up ?

The washing machine is the big, heavy metal thing with a round hole in the front whereas the oven has a square hole .... I've given these instructions to my hubby so they do work

 

[bordie]

Hasn't yours trained you up ?

The washing machine is the big, heavy metal thing with a round hole in the front whereas the oven has a square hole .... I've given these instructions to my hubby so they do work

i never go in that place

 

[Lavenderb]

Hasn't yours trained you up ?

The washing machine is the big, heavy metal thing with a round hole in the front whereas the oven has a square hole .... I've given these instructions to my hubby so they do work

westie the last time Bordie went near the washer it all went pink

 

[delca1]

i never go in that place

:lol::lol:

westie the last time Bordie went near the washer it all went pink

It must have been embarrassment - Bordie you don't have to strip to your undies in front of the machine like in the adverts

 

[westie~ma]

westie the last time Bordie went near the washer it all went pink

Was it just his own clothes? If so, fine

Takeaways it is then for a week, ooooooo the hardships

 

[westie~ma]

i never go in that place

Brought to you on a tray in front of the telly?

 

[bordie]

think i will go live in the woods for a week i know how to survive there

 

[rona]

think i will go live in the woods for a week i know how to survive there

I know a little boy that would miss you if you did, or is he going away too?

 

[bordie]

I know a little boy that would miss you if you did, or is he going away too?

yes he is going with them

 

[Shrap]

Wrong forum Bordie

 

[rona]

yes he is going with them

Oh................ might as well go to the woods then..............mmm but who would look after the chooks and stuff?

 

[bordie]

Oh................ might as well go to the woods then..............mmm but who would look after the chooks and stuff?

the same guy who allways does when i go walkabout

 

[lolhall]

When I was pregnant with my second son he was a huge baby and he was sideways and very high up and somehow managed to crack 4 of my ribs. Anyway after a lengthy stay in hospital I came home still in extreme pain to the house in total disaray, my eldest who was 7 at the time was wearing his undies inside out to get another day out of them as was my darling OH, there was curry on the ceiling and nobody could explain how it got there, coffee in the sugar bowl (which realy makes my blood boil) I won't say in polite company what state the bathroom was in. And to top it all off his first words to me were "how long can you not give a dog meat before they will eat you?"!!!!!!! Seriously
Don't panic he had actualy been feeding the dog human food as he had run out of dog food and didn't know where to buy any more!!!!!!! I kid you not this is the man who got 6 A*'s in his gcse's.
I love men they realy make me feel like I'm the cleverererererest girl that ever lived

 

[bird]

Ah you'll cope mr bordie,
Chippy
Chinese
Pub for pint and pie
Etc
Just sweet talk someone so your missus isnt coming back to a pile of washing, or you could wear the same clothes for a few days, but don't go the pub if you're going to do that.

 

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[poohdog]

Sorry...I've only just realised it's Bordie

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