Husband to be sold for 50p

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by xxwelshcrazyxx, Nov 21, 2011.


  1. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    NOOOOOOO!!!! lol we aint getting each other that much, we said something for about £20 each that is all we can do this year. He was sneaky and bought it :rolleyes:

    Well I stuck the link t my advert for selling him....onto my facebook wall, Real Radio Wales saw it and sent me a message asking if they could phone me to recored me for their show as they were laughing so much in their office. He shouted down stairs.............NO BLOODY WAY. so that was out of the question, would of been quite funny really lolol
     
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    If you seriously want to raise some money, why dont you organise a charity where ALL women can bid to get RID of THEIR man for a week???:thumbup1:

    :lol::lol:
     
  3. sharon_gurney

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    I think we deserve a photo before we offer money for him
     
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    Trololol :lol:
     
  5. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    I forgot I had done this.....................yeah he still with me aswel...............not for long though lollol
     
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    That made me laugh so much. I have one just like it.
     
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    Tie him up outside a pub some one will take pity on him :D
     
  8. Summersky

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    For 50p you can enter him in our Rabbitless Rabbit Show!!! N ot sure what category.

    Is he cute? Does he have big ears?
     
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    People are better off being single, men and women they are from different planets :)
     
  10. Calvine

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    Difficult one really...I take it you have tried everything, obedience classes, dog counsellor etc? When you say he shows a bit off aggression sometimes, to be honest the dog charities will not touch anthing that has been known to show aggression. Speak to the vet about having him neutered, that MIGHT improve the aggression but it won't make your husband any more obedient. it might be kinder to have him PTS as it sounds to me like you will never rehome him, and if you do they will bring him back. You could try charcoal for the flatulence, nothing worse. Good luck anyway. Have you tried advertising him on Gumtree? Put him under Free Stuff, rather than Pets.
     
  11. jennieccles

    jennieccles PetForums Newbie

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    This gave me such a laugh. I've only been married for 6 weeks and have already considered giving my husband away. He just bought me a puppy as a belated wedding gift, but unfortunately trading him in exchange for the pup wasnt an option lol
     
  12. MV Owner

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    do it, get rid of him!!!
     
  13. MV Owner

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    best thing to do!
     
  14. dogwalker01

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    I agree a dog is for life, a husband at least for Christmas!
     
  15. Allan53

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    Sounds like something my mother would suggest doing for me. Except she'd probably settle for 'to give away' :)

    Ah, parental love...
     
  16. rajendersingh30

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    hahahahaha that was a nice thing..is there any such service to sell wife?i dont charge anything for her..i am doing it for a noble cause..i dont ask for money... ;)
     
  17. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    Chuck her in the FREE to GOOD HOMES adverts, should be able to get shot of her quite fast at this time of year, people need houseworkers over christmas period lololol
     
  18. xxwelshcrazyxx

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    dont worry about the aggression I have know knocked his teeth out, so he wont mark your skin when he looses the plot lol. as for being neutered I would do that myself before he was homes, dont have anethsesia so he will be awake, but I am sure I can go it in one swoop of this rusty old knife lololol