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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bordercolliepup, Feb 15, 2008.


  1. bordercolliepup

    bordercolliepup PetForums Senior

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    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    ROTTWEILER: Make me!

    BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light.

    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Toco Bulb.

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?


    THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF
    :)
     
  2. bullbreeds

    bullbreeds PetForums VIP

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    ...........:D...............Nice one.
     
  3. tashi

    tashi PetForums VIP

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    Be about right for a golden
     
  4. Angel

    Angel PetForums Senior

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    Lol that was good, i liked that...........:D
     
  5. Eolabeo

    Eolabeo Guest

    Be about right about the jack russell aswell, Then again, That should be ebt coz mine do that all the time :mad: the cranks.
     
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