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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BredaKim, Jan 21, 2008.


  1. BredaKim

    BredaKim PetForums Member

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    :p

    Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

    Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

    Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

    Jack Russell: I'll just pop one in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
     
  2. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    pmsl that was very good :)
     
  3. Jenny Olley

    Jenny Olley PetForums VIP

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    I first saw this a number of years ago, but haven't been able to find it since, i shall make sure I don't loose it this time, thanks for posting it.
     
  4. garryd

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    the bull terrier would tell ya to p*ss off !:D
     
  5. Vixie

    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    so would I;)
     
  6. BredaKim

    BredaKim PetForums Member

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    LOL!!:D:D:eek:
     
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