Howdy Doody Peoples Just thought I would drop by and say 'Hi' to everyone I'm a newbie so please be gentle. Not too many questons all at once please as I have the brain capacity of a gnat and struggle to keep up. Have been having a mooch around the forum and thought you seem a friendly bunch so decided to register. I have 1 old girl of a pooch and 2 parrots - one of whom has major issues with the fact that he is meant to have feathers and thinks he would be better suited to a life of an oven ready chicken, but hey - if he wants to walk round all day half naked with no shame, then who am I to stop him The other parrot is not really a parrot but a green finger nail trimmer in disguise - doesnt seem to realise that finger nails are only on the end of fingers and they dont go all the way to the knuckles, although there's time for him to learn that I suppose as he's on 8 years old. The old lady on the other hand is very sweet and loveable - thank heavens there's one animal here that copes with me. Well I'll leave it here before I bore you all silly and go continue mooching.