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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Jan 31, 2008.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    Celebrity Computer Viruses"


    Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

    Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

    Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

    Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

    Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.

    Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

    Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

    Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.

    BBC virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.

    Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

    Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.

    Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.

    X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
    Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

    British Telecom virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
     
  2. bullbreeds

    bullbreeds PetForums VIP

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    ........:D:D........very good.
     
  3. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    ha ha ha,,,very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:D
     
  4. carol

    carol PetForums VIP

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    hehehe so good :) :)
     
  5. Vixie

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    hee hee very good :)
     
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