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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Jan 31, 2008.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

    16. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

    17. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.

    18. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.

    19. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.

    20. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.

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  2. colliemerles

    colliemerles PetForums VIP

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    :D:D.........................hee hee hee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  3. bullbreeds

    bullbreeds PetForums VIP

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    ..........:D:D..........Brilliant.
     
  4. carol

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    :) :) :) great :) :) :)
     
  5. Vixie

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    hee hee :D:D:D
     
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