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  1. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    I believe I have.

    Have you ever tried to kill a mouse by staring at it through the bottom of a jam jar?
     
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    Have you ever ran a marathon?
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    No.

    Have you ever met Singapura?
     
  4. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    No.o_O


    Someone told me long ago
    There's a calm before the storm
    I know it's been comin' for some time
    When it's over so they say
    It'll rain a sunny day
    I know shinin' down like water
    I want to know
    Have you ever seen the rain?
    I want to know
    Have you ever seen the rain
    Comin' down on a sunny day?
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Sun is cold and the rain is hard, but have been somewhere over the rainbow?
     
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  6. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    Not quite but I once heard Judy Garland singing it.

    I know it's true, oh so true, cause I saw it on TV.

    Have you ever believed the light at the end of the tunnel was just a burglar's torch?
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    No, but beginning of colonoscopy.
    Have you ever tried it?
     
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  8. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    I had a colonoscopy
    A little while ago
    I saw it on the TV screen
    A disturbing little show
    Now I don't know why the doctor
    Looked so bleedin' glum
    Cause it wasn't him exposed
    With a camera up his bum.

    Have you ever been so mortified?
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    Yes.?Have a talent. Twice today.
     
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    Have you ever walked into a street sign?
     
  11. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    o_O...

    Have you ever prank called a taxi?
     
  12. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern Don't tell him, Pike!

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    Have you ever pulled up at the McDonalds Drive Thru and asked for a KFC Bargain Bucket?
     
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    Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
     
  14. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern Don't tell him, Pike!

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    Have you ever broken a bone?
     
  15. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    Several. All in one go.

    Have you ever held an audience of nurses at 2:00am in the morning?
     
  16. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern Don't tell him, Pike!

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    Have you ever been off-road biking?
     
  17. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    Many, many times.

    There's a single track
    Up north in England
    Coming down is swell
    The speed is such
    If you manoeuvre wrong
    You could be going straight to hell.
    I rode this track
    At break neck speed
    The wind was rushing round
    And caught a tree root sticking out
    Which took me to the ground
    I survived the ride with cuts and scrapes
    And though 'twas really thrilling
    To repair my wheel and set it straight
    Cost more than just one shilling.

    Have you ever been stopped for speeding on a road race bike.:Jawdrop

    Proof that ,sometimes, the police have nothing better to do than target anyone they choose.:D
     
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    Ever left money in a cashpoint?
     
  19. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums Resident Evil.

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    Yes.:Banghead But I won't bore you with how that happened. Needless to say, they won't do it again and nor will I.

    Have you ever foiled a robbery?
     
  20. FeelTheBern

    FeelTheBern Don't tell him, Pike!

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    No.

    Have you ever modified a bike?