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GSD for rehoming immediately

Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by thedogsmother, Sep 16, 2013.


  1. thedogsmother

    thedogsmother PetForums VIP

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    Does anyone want Bella? :mad: :mad: :mad: She is an angelic beast who in no way has just smeared a full bottle of olive oil all over the lounge floor, making it into our own personal skating rink :mad:. Oh and she's sold as seen, so no bringing her back when any alleged sedatives which would be making her appear angelic wear off, because we won't answer the door anyway :p.

    Any takers? Please form an orderly queue while I go and delete any threads suggesting that she might not be angelic, I may be quite some time :D
     
  2. lullabydream

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    I use fry light, will the squirty bottle be a deterrent?
     
  3. thedogsmother

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    It's for the ferrets to drink from as a treat (I prefer chocolate, but ferrets are odd :D), so it was in a pet drinking bottle, like you clip on cages. I don't think they would appreciate me getting them a spray bottle though, or diet oil :eek: :D.
    I only filled the thing up yesterday so it was virtually full, she literally tore the bottle apart :(. I think I will just have to keep the next one away from her reach, she's never been a big chewer so it must have smelled too good to resist :mad:
     
  4. Dogless

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    Erm....she sounds perfectly...lovely :shocked: but I am afraid I have my hands full here :001_huh:. If I didn't have Roo I would, of course, take her like a shot :001_huh: :aureola:.
     
  5. thedogsmother

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    Would you like to do swapsies? :D
     
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    Hmmmmmmm. Ask me later, Roo is asleep again right now :aureola:.
     
  7. SusieRainbow

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    She sounds adorable ! Won't she lick the oil that she absolutely didn't spill, up ?
    Tango washes our kitchen floor every day:)(well, bits of it ! )
    My DIL's foster dog managed to get the top off a tube of black shoe polish - nuff said !!
     
  8. thedogsmother

    thedogsmother PetForums VIP

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    It was the frantic floor licking as I came into the house that alerted me to the "accidental spillage" ;). I've only had one polish incident and that was where a tin of polish had "fallen" off the table and pulled its own lid off :eek: and Boomer ferret decided to "help" me by cleaning it up, using himself as the cleaning cloth, I have such angelic animals, I'm so lucky ;)
     
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    Apple chewed through a thing of talc needless to say it was everywhere and she looked like she had been having a mad drugs session with it all over her nose and face:eek:
     
  10. Mulish

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    I think you're being very ungrateful. Clearly Bella knows the icy weather is coming and she's helping you practice walking on slippery surfaces. You've gotten far too used to good traction over the warmer months and she worries about you. Also feet are often neglected but need to be kept moisturised so she was killing two birds with one big bottle of olive oil.

    Poor misunderstood wee girlie :frown2: If only I didn't have an equally helpful dog and toddler combination I'd happily invite her to skid around our house.
     
  11. myshkin

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    Perhaps we could do a swap? I'll trade you one bitey, chewy little minx who doesn't want to do weewee in the rain but is happy to do it all over the kitchen floor for your not-so-angelic beastie. Will also throw in a cat who is taking advantage of me having my hands full by counter surfing right under my nose.
    Little darlings!

    :laugh:
     
  12. new westie owner

    new westie owner PetForums VIP

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    Me ill have her ;)
     
  13. thedogsmother

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    Excellent :thumbup1:, if you pm me with your address I will pop her in the post today :D. I've found a nice big box :)
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  14. Wiz201

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    I'll trade you with a cat who likes dashing under my feet whilst I'm walking down the stairs :aureola: I'll put him in an orange TNT box and send him tracked to you :D
     
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    new westie owner PetForums VIP

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    Just look at that innocent face :)
     
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    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    she thought it was floor polish..poor gal wanted to help...
    mistakes happen..I know..I just squirted my windows with Vanish! (instead of a cleaner..and you know she cannot read! )
     
  17. catseyes

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    awwww bless her.. dunno about taking her but i can send you zelda.. she will help mop up the oil by rolling in it and licking it.. she will then use all your toilet rolls to help any left over by shredding into a snow fest!
     
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