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Great little Story

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fleur, Oct 1, 2013.


  1. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

    Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

    Since her birthday was not far off

    He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied,

    Still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,

    And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

    What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park;

    The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,

    The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a Mc Donald's

    Where he ordered her a Happy Meal

    With extra fries and a chocolate shake..

    Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,

    A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's..

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband

    And collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile

    And lovingly asked,

    'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened

    And her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it Wrong.


    :D :biggrin: :D :biggrin: :D :biggrin: :D :thumbup1:
     
  2. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    OMG ..and my birthday is soon!
    I am sure this will be the scenario!:eek:
     
  3. ForestWomble

    ForestWomble PetForums VIP

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    Aww that is so sweet. I kinda feel sorry for the man, doing all that I find he had understood wrong.
     
  4. Waterlily

    Waterlily Amused

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    lol thats funny ..takes note of cheekys upcoming bday :D
     
  5. koekemakranka

    koekemakranka PetForums VIP

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    Oh bless. They just can't get it right can they? The other day my husband saw me frowning into the mirror. I was actually just staring vacantly after brushing my teeth, thinking of errands I had to run. Of course, trying to be all "sensitive", he says he is reminded of a Dove advert currently running on SA TV where a group of normal -looking women are overly critical of themselves and tend to "only see the negative things". I said "So you are saying I look crap?" and flounced off.
    I knew what he was trying to say, but - oh bless - it got it all wrong! :p
     
  6. Fleur

    Fleur Vassal to Lilly and Ludo

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    Just be careful what you say infront of him ;)

    At least he tried :D :D
     
  7. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    What a cracking little anecdote. :001_smile:
     
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