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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by metame, May 2, 2011.


  1. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    had a riit laugh at work this morning! was dreading it originally because of who i would have been working with (A, J and R) but i'm getting on better with J and R now so its all good. Then A and R were talking about the royal wedding and i announced i wasnt gonna get married so they both started on me A saying she knew the perfect person for me and was gonna set me up and R saying she wasnt allowed cause he wanted me!

    (and then threatened me with physical violence when he said i had a good heart and asked if he could cut it out :scared:)

    so then they were arguing over me and A saying that i shouldnt let R taint me i didn't need someone 'experienced' i needed someone my own age and then she got up and started dancing and we were all in hysterics!

    (ok so it doesnt sound that funny but you had to be there)

    then just been downstairs to get ice cream and one of my flatmates was there. Told him this was my first weekend off and was joking i had nothing to do and would probably have to ask for overtime and he said we should all have a BBQ and should ask the others :D

    ok, so i know he was only being nice and probably didn't mean it, but the thought was there in a half hearted kind of way :)
     
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  2. rona

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    Really pleased that things seem to be working out.
     
  3. paddyjulie

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    i was gunna say as A, J and R round to the barbi......but then again perhaps not one of my better ideas ;)

    have some fun xxxx
     
  4. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    i never said that :lol:

    :lol:
    there probably wont BE a barbi... but i dontc care!
     
  5. rona

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    And the first post was so upbeat!
     
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    ^^

    :confused:
     
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    'so you're not on the phone then?'
    'it's you thats always on the phone!'
    'no, its not, its you and you giggle which proves you're enjoying being on the phone!'
    'nooo! at least i dont sit in the kitchen on skype or whatever you're video calling on. and you can tell its always you on the phone because you come in and you're talking on the phone and you walk upstairs still talking on the phone and i hear you in your room still talking and then you walk downstairs and you're still on the phone...'
    'yes but its you that's always on the phone...'
    'BEN! BEN! Who's always on the phone?! me or him?'
    'uhh... i think i prefer it when you're both on the phone, then there's less arguing...'

    ^^ a shorter version of the real conversation earlier :rolleyes:
     
  8. rona

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    You have the same mad chats off the forum as on then? :)
     
  9. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    'is _______ good?'
    'yeah.'
    'cool, can i borrow it?'
    'yeah.'
    'cool.' *tries to get DVD out* 'uh... how do you get it out?'
    'try opening the other door...'
    'oh, yeah...' *swaps doors over, tries to get it out* 'uhh... how do you get it out?!*
    'move them along!'
    'oh, yeah...' *walks out sheepishly*
     
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    see all carefully thought out answers


    the name of this thread needs changing to 'metame is talking more **** - thread'
     
  11. rona

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    Keep going it's quite entertaining :)
     
  12. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    yeah but now im thinking about it i cant think of anything :(
     
  13. rona

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    That's cos your thinking instead of rambling
     
  14. metame

    metame PetForums VIP

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    t- goes to hug
    'dont hug me!'
    'why?'
    'i dont want you to'
    'ok' *goes to hug*
    *tickles*
    t- falls over, falls on table and breaks it. Hurts right arm in process.
    'uhh... l, we broke the table.'
    'how did you break the table?'
    'it just kinda... broke.'
    'l... k hurt my arm, she's a bully! im gonna have to go to hospital! you'll have to take me!'
    'i cant take you.'
    'but we broke the table...'
    't... ring g' (maintenance guy who she fancies)


    next day...
    't, how's your arm?'
    t - stretches and bends left arm 'uh yeah, it's ok...'
    'better bloody be, it was the other one you hurt.'
    'oh yeah...'
     
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    sat in the lounge waiting for staff meeting. sat by A when P walks in and apologises for it starting late.
    'P, A says she wants to go back to days and do all her shifts with me.'
    'really?'
    'yeah, really. dont you A?'
    A - *grinning* 'yes.'
    P - 'you obviously havent worked enough with her then!'
     
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