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getting old !!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ninja, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. ninja

    ninja PetForums VIP

    Jan 4, 2009
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    An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

    The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great, but at your age tell me how are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off.

    " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light goes off?

    "Oh No! " Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator again
  2. Gobaith

    Gobaith PetForums VIP

    Jun 6, 2009
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    Lmaoo :D made me chuckle x
  3. DevilDogz

    DevilDogz Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. jilly40

    jilly40 PetForums VIP

    Oct 22, 2008
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    :laugh: good one hun xx
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