[bordie]

are you a loud farter or a ssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[rona]

More to the point do you do smelly ones

I don't do any of course

 

[LostGirl]

bit of both

joys of pregnancy!

 

[paddyjulie]

loud mostly...but the silent ones are deadly

 

[Wobbles]

I'm a bit of both! Loud and proud and silent but violent!:ihih:

 

[myshkin]

I am a laydee, so of course I don't, ever. And if I did they would sound like music and smell of roses. Honest.

 

[MoggyBaby]

Both!!!!! :devil:

Occasionally, I do ones that are SO bad even 'I' can't stand the smell of them!!!! :lol:

 

[bobby7]

Depends on what I've been eating. Dried fruit tends to cause the worst ones though. Loud and fragrant.

 

[Holtie]

Musical!! With dynamics!!

 

[Zaros]

I'm having a fit of farts at the moment.

It's not like me at all.

I just hope my farts don't have fits and give me the sh1ts!

 

[cheekyscrip]

I never!!!
Dog did it!

 

[Sarah+Hammies]

I am a laydee, so of course I don't, ever. And if I did they would sound like music and smell of roses. Honest.

This! Singing:

 

[northnsouth]

I take Metformin I do amazing farts

 

[xxwelshcrazyxx]

More to the point do you do smelly ones

I don't do any of course

Your nose is growing Rona, bet you let them rip in the bath and watch the bubbles come to the surface,

 

[northnsouth]

Your nose is growing Rona, bet you let them rip in the bath and watch the bubbles come to the surface,

A jacuzzi :dita:

 

[xxwelshcrazyxx]

are you a loud farter or a ssssssssssssssssssssss

Bordie you know me...I dont do anything rude of any kind, I NEVER fart, I am too much of a LADYYYYYY :dita:

 

[Sarah+Hammies]

Your nose is growing Rona, bet you let them rip in the bath and watch the bubbles come to the surface,

omg :lol: :lol: homemade aromatic jacuzzi bath! :thumbup:

 

[Wobbles]

One of my dogs is only 14" high and softer than butter. But he could clear a room in seconds by farting!

 

[K9Steve]

Only in a room full of people and it is quiet, I can't help it when "the valves" open wide and it depends how the wind blows through them!:devil::devil::devil:

Then afterwards, check underwear....LOL

Bordie, what a question to ask!:laugh:

 

[canuckjill]

Really? I have Chemo ones and they are bad and unpredictable not to mention sometimes embarrassing.....lol You guys are hurting my sides