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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bordie, Oct 24, 2012.
are you a loud farter or a ssssssssssssssssssssss
More to the point do you do smelly ones
I don't do any of course
bit of both
joys of pregnancy!
loud mostly...but the silent ones are deadly
I'm a bit of both! Loud and proud and silent but violent!:ihih:
I am a laydee, so of course I don't, ever. And if I did they would sound like music and smell of roses. Honest.
Occasionally, I do ones that are SO bad even 'I' can't stand the smell of them!!!! :lol:
Depends on what I've been eating. Dried fruit tends to cause the worst ones though. Loud and fragrant.
Musical!! With dynamics!!
I'm having a fit of farts at the moment.
It's not like me at all.
I just hope my farts don't have fits and give me the sh1ts!
Dog did it!
I take Metformin I do amazing farts
Your nose is growing Rona, bet you let them rip in the bath and watch the bubbles come to the surface,
A jacuzzi :dita:
Bordie you know me...I dont do anything rude of any kind, I NEVER fart, I am too much of a LADYYYYYY :dita:
omg :lol: :lol: homemade aromatic jacuzzi bath! :thumbup:
One of my dogs is only 14" high and softer than butter. But he could clear a room in seconds by farting!
Only in a room full of people and it is quiet, I can't help it when "the valves" open wide and it depends how the wind blows through them!:devil::devil::devil:
Then afterwards, check underwear....LOL
Bordie, what a question to ask!:laugh:
Really? I have Chemo ones and they are bad and unpredictable not to mention sometimes embarrassing.....lol You guys are hurting my sides