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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bordie, Oct 24, 2012.


  1. bordie

    bordie PetForums VIP

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    are you a loud farter or a ssssssssssssssssssssss:D
     
  2. rona

    rona Still missing my boys

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    More to the point do you do smelly ones :eek: :eek:

    I don't do any of course :D :eek:
     
  3. LostGirl

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    bit of both :p

    joys of pregnancy!
     
  4. paddyjulie

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    loud mostly...but the silent ones are deadly :D
     
  5. Wobbles

    Wobbles Banned

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    I'm a bit of both! Loud and proud and silent but violent!:ihih:
     
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    I am a laydee, so of course I don't, ever. And if I did they would sound like music and smell of roses. Honest.
     
  7. MoggyBaby

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    Both!!!!! :devil:

    Occasionally, I do ones that are SO bad even 'I' can't stand the smell of them!!!! :eek: :lol:
     
  8. bobby7

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    Depends on what I've been eating. Dried fruit tends to cause the worst ones though. Loud and fragrant. :D
     
  9. Holtie

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    Musical!! With dynamics!! :D:D:D
     
  10. Zaros

    Zaros Pet Forums, P/resident Evil

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    I'm having a fit of farts at the moment.

    It's not like me at all.

    I just hope my farts don't have fits and give me the sh1ts!
    :eek:
     
  11. cheekyscrip

    cheekyscrip Pitchfork blaster

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    I never!!!:eek::eek::eek:
    Dog did it!:D
     
  12. Sarah+Hammies

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    This! Singing:
     
  13. northnsouth

    northnsouth PetForums VIP

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    I take Metformin I do amazing farts :D
     
  14. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    Your nose is growing Rona, bet you let them rip in the bath and watch the bubbles come to the surface,:eek:
     
  15. northnsouth

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    A jacuzzi :dita:
     
  16. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    Bordie you know me...I dont do anything rude of any kind, I NEVER fart, I am too much of a LADYYYYYY :dita:
     
  17. Sarah+Hammies

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    omg :lol: :lol: homemade aromatic jacuzzi bath! :thumbup:
     
  18. Wobbles

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    One of my dogs is only 14" high and softer than butter. But he could clear a room in seconds by farting!:eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  19. K9Steve

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    Only in a room full of people and it is quiet, I can't help it when "the valves" open wide and it depends how the wind blows through them!:devil::devil::devil:

    Then afterwards, check underwear....LOL

    Bordie, what a question to ask!:laugh:
     
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  20. canuckjill

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    Really? I have Chemo ones and they are bad and unpredictable not to mention sometimes embarrassing.....lol You guys are hurting my sides
     
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