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Discussion in 'Dog Chat' started by Kimmikins, Mar 27, 2017.


  1. Kimmikins

    Kimmikins PetForums VIP

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    Got home from work last night to be greeted with this...
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    OH had left them with the lounge while he had a bath, and dick dog got his mitts on a blue pen. Evidently he had a whale of a time!

    Two hours of cleaning last night, and 3 hours today with the carpet cleaner and we're getting there:
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    So, anybody want a budding canine artist with a penchant for being a little sh*t? :Shifty

    Oh, and here's my hands!
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  2. picaresque

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    Don't stifle his creativity :Artist
     
  3. Kimmikins

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    If I can convince him to focus his efforts on a different medium rather than my carpet :Arghh

    He has had a very smug look since last night! I also found his paintbrush...
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    50 Shades of Smurf. My own dogs quite like a bit of finger painting but they stick to natural tones ie brown. I think they'd be interested in Fidget's method. I'm getting ideas for a canine art collective here.
     
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    Haha excellent work. I'll never forget the time that my dad painted the windowsill and forgot to close the door behind him. The cat sat on it and then left white paint pawprints on a red carpet! Whoops!
     
  6. Kimmikins

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    I can add it to his Plucked Hole On Landing from last year...maybe he's trying to tell me how I can get some money back from his escapades! :Greedy
     
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    Oh noooo, painted puddy prints? Did he pass them off as the pattern?
     
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    He managed to remove them with a bit of white spirit. I said that we should have left them as they were though - original design by Frank the cat.
     
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    I am impressed he managed to evenly distribute the ink over his lh pads so well before producing his artwork.
     
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    Looks like his taken his artistic influences from Jackson Pollack!!
     
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    He has some serious inky skills. I've found that he actually included the stairs and landing as part of his work, a hidden treasure to those who know where to look. Very The Da Vinci Code...
     
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    I think you're right! Or maybe he's going through a Blue Period like Van Gogh?
     
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    Awww poor baby, he only wanted to make a picture for Mommy :Smuggrin
     
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    Children do finger painting, he does paw print painting :confused:
     
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    Well my theory is that your OH made the mess and tried to pin the blame on poor Fidget by wiping him in the ink.

    Rather convenient that your OH was in the bath at the time.. washing blue ink off himself perhaps? Hmmm :Pompus Free the Fidget!
     
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    Oh no, could I have been duped this whole time? Is Fidgey being framed? :Nailbiting
     
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    I don't like to point paws at your OH... but I don't believe sweet and innocent Fidget is capable of such a crime! o_O
     
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    I's not talking to nobody now, i is being framed...
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  19. Rott lover

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    uggggg now i cant get that blue song out of my head
     
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    I was about to say 'bloody hell, he's a big dog!'

    Then I realise he's sat on a sofa...... :oops:
     
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