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50 things to do before you die - if you're a dog - Telegraph

50 things every dog should do before it dies

1. Flop down in front of a morning fire

2. Go for a swim in the sea

3. Go mad in the snow

4. Dig up a flower bed

5. Do the 'Beethoven' shake and soak everyone around you

6. Have your own spot on the sofa

7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride

8. Attend a family picnic

9. Help your owner bad a date

10. Cheer your owner up when they are down

11. Visit a different continent

12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle

13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes

14. Sleep in your owners bed

15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss

16. Chase a cat during a dream

17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language

18. Join in a football game in the park

19. Meet a famous dog

20. Try your paws at dancing

21. Convince your owner you can howl English words

22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath

23. Howl along with your favourite song

24. Ride in an open top car

25. Learn to skateboard

26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking

27. Show the postman who's boss

28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding

29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree

30. Go to work with your owner

31. Have your own social media page

32. Bound through a forest

33. Have a personalised kennel

34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs

35. Play frisbee on the beach

36. Receive your own birthday card

37. Steal someone's lunch when they're not looking

38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'

39. Eat doggy ice cream

40. Create a diversion and steal another dog's dinner

41. Rug a doggy marathon

42. Receive a doggy birthday cake

43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion

44. Unwrap birthday presents

45. Watch Lassie on TV

46. Be in a family portrait

47. Have a stand off with your own reflection

48. Have a favourite local pub

49. Star in a YouTube video

50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel

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ETA: The spelling is not mine!! For 'morning' I read 'roaring', for 'bad' 'bag', etc
 

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Alfie hasn't done 9, 11, 21, 23, 24, 25, and more ....................... I've failed him :( ;)
:lol: Me too!!! I suspect most of our dogs haven't done the humany type ones - Zach couldn't care less if he "bagged me a date" or "went to a different continent" but wallowing in a muddy puddle, going mad in the snow...they'd be on his personal list, and Alfie's too I bet!!
 

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:lol: Me too!!! I suspect most of our dogs haven't done the humany type ones - zach couldn't care less if he "bagged me a date" or "went to a different continent" but wallowing in a muddy puddle, going mad in the snow...they'd be on his personal list, and alfie's too i bet!!
yup........ :d
 

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Go for a swim in the sea? I think that might be on a bucket list for mine coz it would finish them off!LOL:D They hate getting wet, swimming and the sea! (it chases you dontcha know!:yesnod:).
As for 8...does it have to be your own families picnic?, and does it have to be with permission?:eek:
 

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Looks like Millie will need new human mummy then cos the following numbers aint going to happen....
7,9,11,18,24(maybe one day),25,28,30,31(I'm retired),33(Kennel? whats a kennel?I have lovely warm home) :D,34,38?,48,49(close) 50(aint leaving my mummy for that!)......:D:D:D
 

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As for 8...does it have to be your own families picnic?, and does it have to be with permission?:eek:
:lol::lol::lol:

Looks like Millie will need new human mummy then cos the following numbers aint going to happen....
7,9,11,18,24(maybe one day),25,28,30,31(I'm retired),33(Kennel? whats a kennel?I have lovely warm home) :D,34,38?,48,49(close) 50(aint leaving my mummy for that!)......:D:D:D
Can't mummy go too?:D
Zach's stayed in plenty of hotels, I don't think any class as boutique though....probably best since he has a habit of showing me up, be it barking outside a full breakfast room when everyone turns to look, or having a reverse sneezing fit at check-in....:blink::rolleyes::
 

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That's a funny list. Beware fellows, do not show this to your dogs.:p Anyway, as I experienced, they can find out such mischief without assistance.

Putting the joke aside, this list helps all of us to learn and value various things we can do with our dogs together.

In other words: we and our dogs can live a fuller life with these mutual activities.;)

Thank you for the read,

Al
 

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:lol::lol::lol:

Can't mummy go too?:D
Zach's stayed in plenty of hotels, I don't think any class as boutique though....probably best since he has a habit of showing me up, be it barking outside a full breakfast room when everyone turns to look, or having a reverse sneezing fit at check-in....:blink::rolleyes::
I'm afraid Mummy is a real "homebird now" she's Soooo boring :D
 
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