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Doctor Doctor! Jokes ..........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ladywiccana, Aug 7, 2009.


  1. Ladywiccana

    Ladywiccana PetForums VIP

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    Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
    You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

    Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
    Use a pencil ‘till I get there

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
    Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
    Didn't I see you yesterday?

    Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
    Yes - here's a kite!

    Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
    Stick your foot out and trip it up!


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  2. rottiesloveragdolls

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    pmsl :D :D :D very good :)
     
  3. Classyellie

    Classyellie PetForums VIP

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    Lmao :D brilliant! :D :D
     
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