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A woman lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. Every morning she takes the elevator all the way down, and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in it she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to her apartment. Why?
 

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A woman lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. Every morning she takes the elevator all the way down, and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in it she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to her apartment. Why?
She's a dwarf and can't reach the 10th button, unless someone can do it for her.
 

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KIRSTY........She's too short to reach the 10th floor button, which is higher than the ground floor button in most elevators. If there is someone else in the elevator, they push the higher button for her. Otherwise she has to go to only as high a floor as she can reach
 

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A man is traveling with a fox and two chickens, if he leaves the fox alone with the chickens the fox will eat the chickens. He comes to a river and needs to cross it, he finds a small boat that can carry only him and one animal, how does he get himself, the fox and two chickens across the river safely?
 

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A man is traveling with a fox and two chickens, if he leaves the fox alone with the chickens the fox will eat the chickens. He comes to a river and needs to cross it, he finds a small boat that can carry only him and one animal, how does he get himself, the fox and two chickens across the river safely?
-> Man and fox
<- Man
-> Man and chicken
<- man and fox
-> leaves fox and takes chicken
<- emptyhanded
-> man and fox

Wahey!!!!!!

xxx MarisStella xxx
 
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