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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Nov 29, 2007.
my weapon is loaded and you're welcome to shoot it anytime!!!
12 bore do it??
cocked and ready to go....
will you two get a room or something!! hehe
dont think i can afford her!!!
cold shower for 1 then!....
hang fire lets see if she's up for paying first... I could manage halves??? or possibly a travel lodge!
you are sooo romantic......not!
romance isn't about money!!!....
i dont need a room to commit murder
your good!! hehe!
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
She notices that one wall of his
completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
She is quite impressed by his
but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
'Help yourself to any prize
from the middle shelf"
LOL i love it
heeeeeee heeeeee heeeeeeee,
you fancy your brother?? thats why you keep asking me if you have different dads but even if you did its still a no no!!!!
mom - its bullyb comment - open your eyes!
I say Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow
I bet my mum said Vin Deisel