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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by northnsouth, Apr 17, 2011.


  1. northnsouth

    northnsouth PetForums VIP

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    Please find listed below our suggestions for fixing England's econmy.

    Instead of giving billions of pounds to the banks, that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, we suggest the following plan.

    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan.

    There are 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
    Pay them all £1 million each severance for early retiremnet with the following stipulations..

    1. They MUST retire

    10 million job openings... unemployment fixed.

    2 They MUST buy a new British car

    Ten million cars ordered.... car industry fixed

    3 They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage

    Housing crisis fixed

    4 They MUST pay to send their kids or grankids to school/university or college.

    Youth crime crisis fixed

    5 They MUST buy £100 worth of booze and fags a week.

    Theres the money back already!

    Can it be any easier than that
    Regards a child of 1961...

    PS should you feel a little more money would be needed, have all members of parliment pay back their falsley claimed expenses and second home allowances..
     
  2. skyblue

    skyblue PetForums VIP

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    seeing as i'm 50 i wholeheartedly support this
     
  3. RAINYBOW

    RAINYBOW PetForums VIP

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    lol great post :)

    Can i take early retirement for half that amount :D
     
  4. northnsouth

    northnsouth PetForums VIP

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    50 in May, would be looking forward to it if that was going to be my pressie!!!
     
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