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crook cat for sale

Discussion in 'Cat Chat' started by magunta, Oct 9, 2013.


  1. magunta

    magunta PetForums Newbie

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    am trying to sell a slightly used sick 3 legged cat with sores, a complex and depression. he will only eat japanese and he smells. if i cant sell him i am shipping him to norfolk island.
    will take two rusty nails plus postage and handelling
     
  2. lostbear

    lostbear Bear right at Newcastle . . .

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    I have no sense of smell! He sounds the ideal pet for me. I also have contacts in the local university. There are loads of japanese students, so I'm sure they won't miss the odd one if I kidnap them and feed them to the cat.

    I don't mind 3 legs, because I have a new carpet and the fewer dirty paws on it the better TBH. Slightly worried about the sores - are they dry sores, or weepy? Complexes and depression are not a problem. I'm emo, and we can sit and be pessimistic together.

    I only have one rusty nail, will you accept some used paperclips (11) in lieu of the second one? If not, perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement until I find another nail.
     
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