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court case 4

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Beagle Mafia, Apr 18, 2011.


  1. Beagle Mafia

    Beagle Mafia Guest

    Good afternoon,



    For 3 days some very naughty members have been bumping each other on a thread. The prosecution finds this very childish. This silly behaviour should be stopped immediately. The constant bumping is causing some distress to the author who mistakenly typed ‘pubic’ rather than public. The term pubic refers to something involving the lower part of the abdomen just above the external genital organs. loins, pubes etc. Pubes (hair like orgasms) grow from this region, sometimes little bugs can live in the region and when a person grows up they reach puberty. The word pubic although acceptable amongst adults can cause some sniggers amongst pre-pubescent members of the public (not to be confused with pubic). It is evident from the constant bumping of threads that some members are in need of punishment ;)



    It has therefore become evident that hawksport, sleeping_lion, the dogsmother, welshcrazy have been summoned to court to explain their actions and to face punishment.



    Court will commence at 9pm



    I trust that you have all received your information pack for the two above cases and will remember to throw rotten tomatoes at all perpetrators!!



    Yours



    BM

    Court Marshall
     
  2. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    OMG! I dont believe it :eek: , I am innocent, me and The dogs mother were trying to help you by telling everyone not to bump the thread, we didn't bump it...it was the PF site who bumped it up, we just sent a message and clicked reply. We both thought it was embarrassing for you with everyone replying on it so thought we would be ever so kind and help you out. Just going to phone a solicitor for advice before going to court. :confused::blink:
     
  3. Eroswoof

    Eroswoof Guest

    *snigger* heh pubic :lol:

    xxxxxx
     
  4. shells

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    lmao love it :D
     
  5. Sheen and Eli

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    :D
    sorry it made me titter
    :D titter
     
  6. XxZoexX

    XxZoexX PetForums VIP

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. shells

    shells PetForums VIP

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    just cant stop laughing over this it is class :D
     
  8. borderer

    borderer Guest

    bump................................
     
  9. Lock em up! chuck away the key! thats what I say:D:D
     
  10. Bwy39

    Bwy39 PetForums Junior

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    If this is a British court then I find the preceding out of order and the prisoners should be dismissed and allowed to go free due to a miss trial.

    My reasoning is that in the instructions to attend court it is clearly stated that they are to "face punishment".

    As a member of the public and a supporter of human rights I would question the legality of making such a statement prior to a fair trail.

    I would also question how the court can now proceed when they have clearly stated that they intend to punish as I have always understood that in the UK a person is INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY.

    I think this case should be thrown out and the court disbanded for unfair treatment and illegal procedures.
    :tongue_smilie:
     
  11. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    You wanna be my solicitor for any future summons :D I just bought 19 toilet rolls from asda's on special and have gone through half of them already waiting for that court case tonight, :eek:
     
  12. Bwy39

    Bwy39 PetForums Junior

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    Various rights associated with a fair trial are explicitly proclaimed in Article 10 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution, and Article 6 of the European Convention of Human Rights, as well as numerous other constitutions and declarations throughout the world.

    As this court has pre judged this case I move that the case be dismissed.

    Should the court fail to dismiss this case then I call for all forum members to gather outside the courthouse and lobby for a fair trail for all..

    FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL.......... FAIR PLAY FAIR TRIAL..........
     
  13. bexy1989

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    Court case 4?! what happened to 2 and 3?!?! :lol:
     
  14. haeveymolly

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    Look at the original post should that say organisms:D:D:D:D ime sure it should.
     
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