[SirChuklez]

I saw this somewhere, and I don't think anyone has done it yet. (If they have, my bad :S)
What happens, is, for example, I would wish that I had some chocolate, and then the person below would say granted, but the chocolate is poisoned, or something like that. Then they would make a wish and so on. :thumbup:

So I wish I had superpowers :eek6:

 

[Vampyria]

Ooooh, neat!

Granted, but you can only use your superpowers once a week!

I wish I could fly!

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but you only have one wing.

I wish I could read minds

 

[metame]

granted but you can NEVER turn it off... (think all those minds whizzing round your head ALL the time!)


i wish i could turn invisible

 

[hobbs2004]

Ooh no - can you imagine always having to hear people's thoughts?

Granted but people will smell you as you will smell of stinky cheese!

I wish I was a cat

 

[metame]

granted, but you will have to always wear a tight collar with a really noisy bell!



i wish i had xray vision.

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but everyone is wearing lead-lined clothing.

I wish it was always sunny

 

[metame]

granted, but you have your own rain cloud :lol:


i wish i was a contortionist

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but you have got arthritis

I wish people would smile more

 

[SirChuklez]

Granted, but you can't have any emotion except happiness.

I wish homework was illegal

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but you are at school 24/7 :lol:

I wish every day was a sunday

 

[Vampyria]

Granted but you will have to write a ten thousand word essay explaining why homework should be illegal

I wish I had some ice cream
EDIT: Booo, Hobbs beat me to it!

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but it is mashed potato flavour

I wish every day was a sunday

 

[metame]

granted but you have to go to get up early, go to church twice a day, then sunday school, AND wear your best clothes all day and cant run


i wish i was skinnier!

 

[hobbs2004]

Granted but the smell of irresistible food will haunt you!

I wish I had to work less

 

[metame]

granted. you work part time, but your days are only half as long time wise!


i wish i could use a pogo stick!

 

[Vampyria]

Granted but pogo sticks will be deemed unsafe for use and become illegal

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights!

 

[metame]

granted, but you will walk EVERYWHERE on ropes with no safety nets!

 

[hobbs2004]

Any wish Metame that we can spoil for you with glee?

 

[piggybaker]

I wish someone could clean my windows for me