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cod n chips

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alan g a, Apr 13, 2011.


  1. alan g a

    alan g a Hello ev'ry body peeps. Stavross 'ere init.

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    A man walks into a chip shop.
    Man: "Cod and chips please"
    assisstan: "Sorry there is no cod"
    man: "I want cod and chips"
    assisstant: "I've told you there is no cod"
    man: "But I want cod and chips"
    assisstant: "Right. If I take the 'r' out of carp what have I got?"
    man: "Cap"
    assisstant: "If I take the 'h' out of chubb what have I got?"
    man: "Cub"
    assisstant: "And if I take the 'f' out of cod what have I got?"
    man: " There is no 'f' in cod"
    assisstant: " That's what I've been trying to tell you. There is no f'in cod"
     
  2. poohdog

    poohdog PetForums VIP

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    Blonde walked into a library..

    "Fish and chips please!"

    "Excuse me?...this is a library!"

    "Oh sorry...fish and chips please"
     
  3. katie200

    katie200 PetForums VIP

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    Hahahaha that's my laugh for the morning :D
     
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