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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by xxwelshcrazyxx, Jun 23, 2010.


  1. xxwelshcrazyxx

    xxwelshcrazyxx PetForums VIP

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    A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed. At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No." Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"


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    Little Brother: "If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?"

    Boy: "I wouldn't go back to those two places, that's for sure."


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    May: "What position does your brother play in the school football team?"

    Jay: "I think he's one of the drawbacks!"


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    Big Brother: "That planet over there is Mars."

    Little Brother: "Then that other one must be Pa's."


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    Father: "I hear you skipped school to play football."

    Son: "No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it !"

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    A young man moved away from his parents to become a student. Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, he led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

    "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

    "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied.

    "A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his astonished friend.

    "Yup," replied the student.

    "How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.

    "Watch," the student replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

    The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You idiot, it's ten past three in the morning!"
     
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  2. lozb

    lozb PetForums VIP

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    love them :D
     
  3. dobermummy

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    :lol: love them :lol:
     
  4. Mum2Heidi

    Mum2Heidi PetForums VIP

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    Brilliant - good to have a snigger :lol:
     
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