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christmas tree versus a man......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Dec 11, 2007.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    "Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

    1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
    2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
    3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
    4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
    lights on.
    5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
    6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
    its balls.
    8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
    'sell by' date.
    9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

    :D:D:D:D
     
  2. plumo72

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    lol :D so true
     
  3. Vixie

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    lol, so so true
     
  4. Brilliant.................:D
     
  5. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    all true aswell!!:D
     
  6. carol

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    thats so true
     
  7. Magik

    Magik Guest

    sexist rubbish!!
     
  8. bullyb

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    do you dare to challenge it??:eek:;)
     
  9. Magik

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    Yes I do.....

    1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
    I've never had a problem in this area... quite the opposite

    2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
    Not Applicable

    3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
    I've stayed up for even longer during drug fueled parties!! I'll invite you to the next one

    4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
    Please see my pictures..

    5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
    More then happy - see my past threads.. made that point many times

    6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
    Put your hand down here..smooth eh!?!

    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
    For me there's a fine line between pleasure and pain so be a srough as you like

    8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
    come on, I'm only 28

    9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
    you should be so lucky!!
     
  10. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    mmmm...maybe your the perfect man??:eek: hehe!
     
  11. Magik

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    you got that right or your money back!! .... yes I do charge for these services!!
     
  12. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    dont want it if ive got to pay for it!!:mad:
     
  13. Magik

    Magik Guest

    I'll retire for you babe.... from this moment on I quit as an international playboy and I'm all yours.....
     
  14. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    lol! bet you say that to all the gals! :D
     
  15. Magik

    Magik Guest

    not all .. just the ones I want to *
     
  16. bullyb

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    i think i take that as a compliment!:confused:
     
  17. Magik

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    take it as an offer..........
     
  18. bullyb

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    your a naughty boy!!:p:p
     
  19. Magik

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    damn right I am. I'm as bad as a boy can be...
     
  20. bullyb

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    hehe!!:p:p
     
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