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christmas cookies!!.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bullyb, Dec 12, 2007.


  1. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    Christmas Cookies:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tbsp. lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle tequila

    Sample the tequila to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the
    highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
    At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try
    another cup ... just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make
    sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL! :D:D:D xxx
     
  2. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    i try my best darren! :D:D
     
  3. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    haha!!!!:eek:
     
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    Vixie PetForums VIP

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    :Dhee hee great one lol
    one year I was having christmas dinner at my parents with my partner and kids. My mother had very bad toothache so she decided to have some brandy in her tea, after a fiew of those she forgott all about tea,it was watering the brandy down anyway:eek: she got so drunk that she couldnt finish christmas dinner and my other half ended up cooking the rest of it:D (mother ended up asleep on sofa most of christmas day heehee)
    PARENTS CANT TAKE THEM ANYWHERE HONESTLY;):D:)
     
  5. Booblybs - thats hillarious....I'll try it Today later on with cherry brandy:D:cool::p
     
  6. bullyb

    bullyb PetForums VIP

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    never did manage to make them god damn cookies....:mad:
     
  7. carol

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    hehehehe good idea
     
  8. Me either.....boring activity.
     
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