'On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as food for the cat.
On the forth day, God created honest toil
so that man could labour for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created expensive
furniture so that the cat would have objects
whereon to sharpen its claws.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary
science to keep the cat healthy
and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest,
But He had to scoop out the litter-tray.' :Yuck
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