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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by borderer, Jun 27, 2009.


  1. borderer

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    can you all cheerup and make bordie laf i got some blobs left:rolleyes::D:smilewinkgrin:
     
  2. tashi

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    aww honey pie you know we all love ya
     
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  3. borderer

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    ah no ya do but i need to laugh:D :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Big hugs to you Bordie!

    I can't make you laugh though :( I'm too tired to even think of a joke lol.
    x
     
  6. Badger's Mum

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    Don't no if you heard my pup locked herself in the car lucky i left the window open so we could get the key:eek:. i might have said a blue word or 2. someone complained to my boss:eek:. He made me email the person to say sorry:mad::D
     
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    yeah i bet it did,pmsl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:D :D :D
     
  10. Cavalierlover123

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    This made me laugh

    Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how under their thumb they had their wives.
    The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
    They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so under my thumb that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
    Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
    The man replied,"Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, 'Come out and fight like a man!
     
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    This is good!

    Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few beers they end up at the local brothel.
    The madam takes one look at the two old geezers (Art and Gary) and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
    The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
    As they are walking home the first man says "you know, I think my girl was dead!"
    "Dead? says his friend, "why would you say that?"
    "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the whole time I was loving her!"
    His friend says "I think mine was a witch!"
    "A witch?" says the first" "why the hell would say that?"
    "Well " the first man replies "I was making love to her, kissing her neck and when I gave her a little bite on the neck, she farted and flew out the window!"
     
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  14. kustom

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    i put a few jokes then should make you :D
     
  15. JoWDC

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    Ummm, got a Michael Jackson joke but some people may think its bad taste.
     
  16. Badger's Mum

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    What about this then it's a txt from my 14yr old:rolleyes: if you were a flower i'd pick you. then the next 1 was can i stay out later;)
     
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    whats green and goes up and down
     
  18. borderer

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    ye he melted in the sun:D:eek:
     
  19. colliemerles

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    what is green and goes up and down,?????????:confused:
     
  20. JoWDC

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    "It was confirmed today that Michael Jackson died of a drugs overdose. On searching his house the police found a stash of class A in one bedroom, a stash of Class B in the second bedroom, and an entire Class 4C in a third".
     
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