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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by katie200, Mar 28, 2011.
How is everyone tonight
Off to bed in a mo as really tired.
Got bed to myself as hubby fishing overnight
I feel like rice crispys popping about all over the place.. no not farting..Just ever so hyper. not sure whats happened - should be in bed really up in a few hours.
Hope all is well with you, and everyone else
Your blood sugar is probably high- you have not been scoffing lots of sweets and choccies have you?
ermm no but lots of coke now you mention it and I do mean drinking coke
I'm bit hypo to night can't sleep and my phone won't stop ringing Lol
How much is lots lol
Just a couple of glasses - but to be honest one glass is to much for me will be weeing all night at this rate
If it's not diet then yes hun too much sugar
My joke for the night I'm in a funny mood lol
A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"*
Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.*
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.*
When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"*
The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"*
Must have more sugar more often... :blink:
Oops too much coke then I think ate too meny chocolate eggs I'm well awake
:lol: :lol: Them farmers aint half naughty!
Hahaha! good joke Katie Gurr! i cant find my Roley laughter thingy or my thumbs up!
NO I can't either takes bloody ages to find them two on the bigger list.
I know they seem to have gone to the bottom some where on the page glad you liked the joke it made me laugh too lol I will try and find another one in a moment lol
Was thinking about saucy postcards the other day.
Due to all the PC they are not sold anymore. I used to love looking at them when we had a day out to the seaside.
Here's a reminder :
Hahahaha that good
Last joke befor I'm off as my iPod going to crash so talk to you all In the morning night
Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.